dork

dork
1. (Dork) (14227↑, 3130↓)
Someone who has odd interests, and is often silly at times. A dork is also someone who can be themselves and not care what anyone thinks.

You are such a dork.

2. (dork) (3441↑, 1913↓)
Someone who sits around, writing the 500th definition for a word in the Urban Dictionary, as if anyone will ever read them all.

I'm such a dork for writing this.

Author: rfxvfghtjnjrm http://dork.urbanup.com/1296987
3. (dork) (4112↑, 2596↓)
(n)a whale penis

The blue whale has the biggest dork on earth

4. (dork) (2029↑, 1532↓)
someone who does things that are kinda silly and not neccessarily cool but always cute

He's such a dork. I love dorks.

5. (dork) (704↑, 518↓)
another name for- dick, penis, pecker

When I was young, I played with my dork\! Used this way in film "Heavy Metal" 1981

6. (dork) (1658↑, 1526↓)
1. a whale penis 2. an individual who is keenly interested in and good at mathematics, science, and technology, and applies mathematical and scientific principles to everyday occurrences, while at the same time being loveable and very personable, often having many friends due to wittiness, often loves video games. Not to be confused with [nerd] or [geek] or [dweeb].

1. The blue whale's dork is the world's largest sexual organ. 2. Dork: Wow, that light bulb that's flickering in a seemingly random fashion is actually occurring as such due to a capacitance built up on one side of the tungsten filament until it discharges sending electrical flow through the tungsten, causing photonic emission through heated excitation, which then dissipates as you get farther from the light bulb according to inverse square law. Girlfriend who is also a dork: You're right, you dork. Shut up and kiss me. You're so cute

7. (Dork) (776↑, 778↓)
Often used interchangeably with nerd or geek. Dorks are typically more noted for their quirky personality and behavior rather than their interests or IQ which may or may not be on level with traditional geeks or nerds. They tend to be more humorous and extroverted and don't mind laughing at themselves or with others at themselves, as the case may be. After the 1990s, the term dork tended to specifically refer to a person who often shared the characteristics of geeks or nerds but were not ostracized as a result. Also, while old school geeks and nerds tend to continue to accept an "outsider" status and maintain an elite club mentality amongst themselves, dorks generally tend to do the opposite, hence a current preference with the mainstream for dorks over geeks or nerds.

He may a dork but he is fun to be around.

8. (Dork) (5↑, 8↓)
A masculine being that imitates the life and/ or lifestyle of other beings; may also threaten the being who's being imitated's life and/ or lifestyle mentally, verbally, and/ or physically if that being has shown any sign that he or she has any will, want, desire, need, and/ or etc. to continue living and/ or to proceed with the lifestyle being imitated.

"Paul is such a dork, Gene..\!," Sheila exclaimed. "Do you think he's still crazy about his ex- girlfriend, or the fact that his ex- girlfriend dumped him like Blackstreet baggin' it up like a trash truck.?\! He's been threatening her new man with shovels and axes about their relationship, claiming "That's the way I live..\!" and "LET THAT BE MEEE..\!\!\!" I think they oughta' call downtown and get LAPD.\!\! What do you think?\!"

9. (dork) (6↑, 11↓)
n. -a short white man that dresses up as a power ranger and fights with Japanese/Korean/Chinese/Taiwanese women.

Tammy- That Zach, he's such a dork. Angie- Yeah but he looks so cute in that pink ranger outfit. Look at his tights\! Tammy- Too bad that Japanese lady's kickin his ass. Angie- At least it's a cute ass.

Author: Ambiguosity77 http://dork.urbanup.com/5060526
10. (dork) (10↑, 16↓)
Used humorously to describe one's penis.

Man, watching Betty climb out of the hot tub without her top on; my dork sprang to life and bulged right out of my shorts.

Author: Jose_wanntaka http://dork.urbanup.com/2711341
11. (Dork) (42↑, 47↓)
Someone that, no matter how many disses they get from people in this room making definitions of them, are actually getting more chicks then everyone these days. And let's face it people, we're all dorks inside. We all want to be ourselves but we can't. But it seems like we don't even know what to consider a dork nowadays. So let's just call all the losers nerds or geeks...or better yet losers.

Jock \#1: Dude, we can't let those dork fags take our girls. It's like a freaking dork revolution\! Jock \#2: I know man. We can't let them. So let's just continue to get other chicks who are hotter and make them jealous. Cool Jock: Like who else? All the actually hot and cool chicks are gone. I mean, their's always a couple of really hot chicks but they're all sluts/ dumbasses/ so not fun... Random Faggish kid whose popular because of a corrupted society: Fuck that shit dude...i just wanna get wasted again Cool Jock: You do that....I'm gonna go hang out with some of those dudes. All the jocks: But they're like.... Cool Jock: Cool and not corrupted and really dumbasses like most of us? I know. Later.

Author: Xtreme Chri$$ http://dork.urbanup.com/1156673
12. (Dork) (11↑, 17↓)
A whale penis.

THERE SHE BLOWS\![dork]

Author: Whaleblower96 http://dork.urbanup.com/4133833
13. (Dork) (7↑, 13↓)
A person who knows almost everything about the subjects that interest them, but who have poor or non-existant social skills. Commonly confused with [nerd] and [geek], but is different.

"Can you believe that guy just tried hitting on me by reciting the periodic table of elements?\! What a dork\!"

14. (dork) (51↑, 57↓)
someone who is imature and a bit of a nerd but is likeable and funny all the same. unless your a complete chav who thinks everyone who isnt as solid as you should be twatted. or a whales nob. as the rather funny picture above points out.

Chandler off friends or seth off the oc. i cant give examples of real people cos i dont know all the dorks you know. that picture is making me lol myself stupid.

Author: your having a harris http://dork.urbanup.com/2082100
15. (dork) (13↑, 19↓)
Verb = to dork: slightly and unintentionally or accidentally misadjust or bring out of correct alignment Adjective = dorked: tweaked, misaligned, off

"I sat on my glasses and dorked them." Or, "Yesterday I dorked my back while lifting bags of cement." "The door rubs in one corner because the frame is dorked."

16. (Dork) (31↑, 37↓)
Sometimes interchanged with [geek], [nerd], [gamer], [dufus] and [dweeb]. Each have connotations that vary depending on who you talk to or the location. For example, nerd has a negative connotation on the eastern coast of Canada, while geek does on the west. The definitions from my location are as follows: A dork is someone that has less-than average intelligence, as well as having fringe interests like RPGs and computers. A geek is someone who has a higher-than-average intelligence, and is interrested in a variety of fringe interests. The variety is unlikely to encompass the entire scope, and it is likely that the interrests will be interrelated. For instance, you might find a sci-fi geek, a history geek, or just someone who knows a lot of trivia. A geek will still have interests, friends and social skills outside of geekdom, though they may be more limited. A nerd is someone who usually has a mich higher than average intelligence, but very poor social skills and very few if any friends and interests outside their area of expertise. They will usually have only one or two groups of interest, and are extremely passionate and knowledgeable about them. Often, a nerd will focus on numbers and definitions. A famous subgroup of nerds is the [trekkies]. There is usually a "mightier-than-thou" sentiment among nerds. A gamer can be either a nerd, a dork or a geek, but their interests lie exclusively in computer, video and pen-and-paper games. Dufuses and dweebs are generally regarded as clutzes and outcasts, without having the fringe interests or intelligence of either the geek or nerd groups. Sometimes dorks will fit in this category, too. Here, only geek and gamer have a positive connotations, the rest are deemed insults.

Nerd: Jeremy of "Foxtrot" Geek: Not as easy to find in comics, but anyone who reads sci-fi or fantasy novels is a good candidate. Dork: Jon Arbuckle of "Garfield"

17. (dork) (28↑, 34↓)
1) An overly obsessive nature that causes social ineptitude i.e.: Star wars Dork, Car Dork, Computer Dork; 2) Someone who has there own unique sense of humor, fashion, and social awareness; 3) A way to insult cool people; 4) The male whale reproductive organ.

1) That E3 convention is for game dorks. 2) This orange haired girl who never stops laughing at baby fetuses is a complete dork. 3) (So and so socialite, famous person works too), you dork. 4) That whale's dork needs its own zip code.

18. (dork) (28↑, 34↓)
when somone is funny or is sort of geeky.

your so funny you dork.

Author: alexa thomas http://dork.urbanup.com/1099100
19. (dork) (26↑, 32↓)
(v): 1a. to fiddle or tinker with in an experimental and sometimes haphazard manner. 1b. to tweak or adjust in configuration or programmed behavior.

I had to dork with the camera settings to get the desired effect.

Author: Field G. Van Zee http://dork.urbanup.com/941420
20. (Dork) (18↑, 24↓)
One who is his/herself

Mike actually danced last night. What a dork

21. (dork) (24↑, 30↓)
About 1950, we considered a dork to be a person who sits in the bath tub blowing farts, and then tries to pop them.

Billy, you are a dork (now picture a skinny little nine year old sitting in the tub popping his ...)

Author: Little Richard http://dork.urbanup.com/146969
22. (dork) (1↑, 8↓)
a dork is the technical name for a circumcised foreskin. it is also used as an insult towards nerdy/geeky people

1 Surgeon a) the [circumcision] was a sucess Surgeon b) was the dork properly disposed of? 2 "youre such a dork"

Author: syphilis-strike http://dork.urbanup.com/6195527
23. (dork) (0↑, 7↓)
someone who doesn't know what they're doing in life and attempts to use star wars references in every day life.

teacher: what's the answer to my question? student 1: (waves hand) this is not the student you are looking for... student 2: man what a dork

24. (Dork) (5↑, 12↓)
Another name for somebody named Philip.

Person: this is Philip, but everbody just calls him dork.

Author: miss rock your socks http://dork.urbanup.com/5286628
25. (dork) (8↑, 15↓)
A dork actually means goddess

You are a dork

Author: trimedandpolished http://dork.urbanup.com/4542707
26. (Dork) (4↑, 11↓)
Someone who is generally annoying and usually socially awkward,unlike nerds or geeks they are not usually very smart and tend to be lazy. they are the ones who talk loudly on strange and often uncomfortable subjects to anyone they believe to be friends with in public areas, subjects include sex,drugs,homosexuality,porn,beast-ism,and bodily fluids. this may lead anyone watching this person talk to you to automatically assume you are also a dork.They also tend to do strange things for public attention such as shave their eyebrows,die their hair a very vibrant shade of red or blue,and do other various odd things to bother people.they don't tend to have long term relationships and can tend to be on and of with skanky desperate women.they can be spotted wearing often cheap unwashed clothing and tend to lack personal hygiene,not wearing deodorant, greasy unwashed hair don't wash their hands etc.

bob:"dude what the hell is ed doing with that trash can?" Steve:"um he said something to me about dropping his pickle jar in it and that he needed to get it out." bob:"wtf does he need that for?" Steve:"idk i didn't ask i just kinda wanted to get away from him, he sells like sh** and looks like he slabbed bacon grease in his hair." bob:"yeah no sh**, why the hell is veronica dating him anyway?" Steve:shes a [skank]... bob:"man that kid is a dork."

Author: jar of nails and vinigar http://dork.urbanup.com/4395072
27. (Dork) (3↑, 10↓)
A person of little intelligence, with knowledge of an abstract field. Comes off as useless, or rediculous. Not to be confused with a Geek, which is a Person of intelligence pertaining to a specific field; Generally obsessive to the point that they have a serious deficiency of social skills or understanding. Also not to be confused with Nerd, which is a combination of the two, and is out-dated.

Nobody cares what color legolas's panties are, dork. I can't believe that geek would rather stay home and design software for extra credit than come out and have a drink with us.

28. (Dork) (6↑, 13↓)
An idiot or simpleton

He's a right dork

29. (Dork) (3↑, 10↓)
Dork is known as a whale penis, but has been adapted to mean that someone has a larger than average penis

Man...Terri said i wore her out\! I thought she said she rode dorks\!

Author: BlaccHawk \{MGM Kr3W\!\} http://dork.urbanup.com/3243966
30. (Dork) (2↑, 9↓)
Circa 1964, Midwest USA This name became a monikor for several young men, in highschool, who were sexually associated with a certain young girl, in the same time period, whose last name rhymed with dork. Because this young girl chose only this group of young, handsome, sexy men to share her affection with, these studs became known as "Dorks."

It latter took on another angle when one of your buddies might ask you where you were last night, to which you might reply, "Dorking".

Author: Eighthehardway http://dork.urbanup.com/3243076
31. (dork) (6↑, 13↓)
A person who has odd interests

My boyfriend, Anthony, is the biggest dork.

32. (dork) (11↑, 18↓)
A dork in good terms is a good looking person who does something silly, crazy or just damn funny. Normaly said by a girl to a guy. Bad terms just another word for nerd or social outcast.

1) Nick: ima go swimming once the ice unfreezes Jess: Your such a dork\! =) 2) Get out of here Dork go read a comic book\!

33. (dork) (17↑, 24↓)
One who is a silly goose, who is smart and perhaps a little awkward, but is ultimately harmless. Should be used w/ positive connotation, unlike it's angry cousin "loser."

Andon is such a dork for not realizing Andrea pulled that chair out from under him\!

Author: Anne-drey-uh http://dork.urbanup.com/2797447
34. (dork) (2↑, 9↓)
a penis , or rubber penis, as in a dildo, a verb to screw or have sex

ur such a dork,(ur such a dildo) to screw: i caught her dorkin my brother

35. (Dork) (10↑, 17↓)
1. The word dork to a girl is a guy who is slighty [nerdy] and [geeky], though they are also [adorable] and some what [charming] and [cute]. Being a dork doesn't mean your uncool, though just not popular. 2. The word dork(ette) to a guy is a guy/girl who is clumsy and uncordinated. Also who might be slightly nerdy, though not entirely or they might be a loser. 3. In general a dork(ette) is one who isn't afraid of what people think about them.

1. Ginger: Hey Laura, look it's that new kid David. Laura: He's not hot, though he is kinda cute and nice. Ginger: I talked to him in Math Class, he's kind of a dork. 2. David: Josh, what do you think about Kirsten? Josh: She's a 5, I heard she sucked at soccer tryouts. David: She's really smart, and I think she's cute even if she's a [dorkette]. 3. Brandy: I can't believe Andy mooned Ms. Jones and the whole student body in the school pakinglot. Sabrina: Well he is a dork, of course he doesn't care what he does.

36. (Dork) (14↑, 21↓)
A person or object who is quirky, awkward, eccentric, socially inept or simply of lower status

Melox is a Dork with that crying emoticon on msn

37. (dork) (2↑, 9↓)
Somebody who participates in anal sex and vaginal AND ear penetration all at the same time using one penis.

"Wtf man...is he dorking that chick?" "Yeah dude. So what?" "But how does he do that?" "lemme show you" *whips out cock* "Dude, you just thrusted your cock into my ass man, I want an explanation out of this at least..." "hehehe"

Author: Christostorous IV http://dork.urbanup.com/2301913
38. (dork) (2↑, 9↓)
People who have conversations on AIM through their away messages. This really happens.

This is a sad state of affairs so I'm not even going to put an example. It's just something dorks do.

39. (dork) (11↑, 18↓)
Dork is a derogatory term for someone with few social skills, usually interested in nerdy activities and immediately makes a poor impression through their lack of social aptitude. NOT a [nerd], though one can be a dork and a nerd. A dork would be a nerd who is immediately and obviously not a social person. NOT a [geek], who enjoys the same activies as a nerd but posseses standard or above social skills. Geek and dork are mutally exclusive.

"Look at that guy with the braces and the laptop. He's such a dork." -Prep "I could tell before I talked to him, that guy was seriously DORK." -Someone observant "Even the geeks won't socialise with that dork, he's so laaame" -Typical Chavette

Author: Danny Moules http://dork.urbanup.com/1488200
40. (dork) (14↑, 21↓)
Dork was orignally (old 20th century slang term) meant as a reference to a penis. It has since come to mean a nerd.

Rats\! I got my [dork] caught in my zipper\! He's such a [dork]\! His glasses are held together with duct tape\!

41. (dork) (22↑, 29↓)
A closet [nerd]. A [nerd], who appears and acts normal under most circumstances.

Wow, I never knew he was such a dork\!

42. (Dork) (3↑, 11↓)
One who is socially outcast either due to ineptness, idiosyncratic interests, or behavior. That's it. However, there are a few subcateogires. 1. One who does not realize they are doing anything wrong due to ignorance about social conventions. This person might want to be accepted but does not know how to become so. This variety is the most likely to suffer from bullying. 2. One who realizes they are not always accepted by peers because of varying reasons, such as an "unpopular' interest or a refusal to accept social norms. In other words, they forsake acceptance for individuality. These are most likely to be a part of one the various sub-cultures. 3. One who realizes they are not behaving in a socially acceptable manner but choose to go with it anyway because they think the "correct" manner is stupid. Most likely to be a jerk.

Example 1: "I wish I had more friends. I just find social conventions to be difficult to understand. Woe is me." Example 2: "I could be with the cool kids, but at what cost? I'd rather be ostracized as a dork than have to give up my goth-y exterior. It's who I am." Example 3: ...Nothing really is as good an example as Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory, is there? Just look him up.

43. (dork) (10↑, 18↓)
the act of flipping your penis up into the waistline of your pants in order to hide an erection when you stand up.

Mike: "Dude i had a boner in class today and the teacher called me up to the board\!" Jim: "No way dude\! what'd you do?" Mike: "Gave myself a dork"

Author: thecoldbeerreport http://dork.urbanup.com/5520968
44. (Dork) (1↑, 9↓)
Dork is a word used to derogatorily describe anyone and everyone whos name does not rhyme with "paid" and their last name must rhyme with "hate".

Gah, he/ she is such a dork\!

45. (Dork) (2↑, 10↓)
Dork: a whales penis

Shannon sucked alot of dork today

Author: hungry hungry hippo20030 http://dork.urbanup.com/4886902
46. (dork) (2↑, 10↓)
A whale's penis. or a [nerd]

girl: I'm such a dork\! boy: *snicker* yes you are\!

47. (Dork) (1↑, 9↓)
1. A whale penis. 2. A person who bothers or annoys other people.

1. That dork looks hungry :D 2. Fuck, I wish that dork would just leave me alone.

48. (dork) (5↑, 13↓)
A meat substitute.

Logan's weener is small... so he used a dork on his girlfriend.

Author: Linguisticator http://dork.urbanup.com/4202290
49. (dork) (3↑, 11↓)
a whales dick

a whales dork is 7 feet long (as tall as a lampost)

Author: poppa1345678976543 http://dork.urbanup.com/4045029
50. (Dork) (2↑, 10↓)
A hardstyle, full-looting playa of the tardy MMO known as Dorkfail, also known as Darkfall.

A Darkfail player posted something stupid on my forum today. What a dork.

51. (Dork) (2↑, 10↓)
Someone who uses a mallard call.

Matt is such a dork.

52. (Dork) (2↑, 10↓)
Smurfy

He is such a dork.

Author: Booger head81 http://dork.urbanup.com/3215955
53. (dork) (5↑, 13↓)
A whale's penis aassskj;lj;kaslkj yes klllklkllk

Stop being such a freaking DORK\! She can't help being a whales dick

Author: Romeo.Killed.Juliet http://dork.urbanup.com/3005617
54. (dork) (21↑, 29↓)
a hot ass girl that is really goofy and hilarious. She can get lost sometimes but is really cute. She is loved by her boyfriend alot\!

"I was telling her analogies and she said "stop telling me all these analysises"" "te heheh" "what a DORK\!"

Author: marco...POLO\!\!\! http://dork.urbanup.com/1728758
55. (dork) (30↑, 38↓)
A person that, while bathing in a bathtub, farts and then either bites at or pops the resulting bubbles. I personally first heard this definition in the early 70s.

(bathroom door opens, howl of anguish, door slams) Mister, your wife's a DORK\! I mean an ACTUAL DORK\!

Author: Anonymus Bosch http://dork.urbanup.com/1682210
56. (dork) (7↑, 15↓)
Dork usually means nerd or geek. However, in my neighborhood, 'Dork' also means elephants penis. There is actually a pretty heated debate about whether or not the word means elephant's penis or whales penis.

Rachel is a really big dork; she spends all of her time studying and knows a bunch of usless information on obscure topics. An elephant has a really big dork.

57. (dork) (23↑, 31↓)
a kid that sits in tub and farts and then tries to bite the bubbles

you see that kid is a real dork

58. (dork) (13↑, 21↓)
A person who acts silly or weird, usually in an annoying or obnoxious manner. Dorks often bother people around them, making them unpopular.

That guy keeps telling annoying jokes and picking his nose in class. He's such a dork.

59. (dork) (16↑, 24↓)
Someone who acts extremely immature either because they seek attention, to have fun, or because they don't care what others think of them.

Dorks are so annoying.

60. (Dork) (11↑, 19↓)
A word to express the action done by others that is stupid, or idiotic humorous.

John: I shave my balls Susie: haha you dork

61. (dork) (12↑, 20↓)
a chimera or hybrid of two mammal species

the result of a mating between a dog and a pig (pork) is a "dork."

Author: ahab the A-rab http://dork.urbanup.com/105288
62. (Dork) (3↑, 12↓)
A dork is someone who enjoys Sci-Fi, Midevail Fantasy, Gaming, ect, ect.

He is an excellent Gamer.... is he a dork?

Author: InternetGeek96 http://dork.urbanup.com/4521114
63. (Dork) (6↑, 15↓)
Kevin Houle, I'm intelligent, silly, goofy yet women all want me\! Don't try to fight it women...my powers are far to strong for you and can’t win\! And if that doesn't work...Let me introduce you to my dog Scooter which I bought to get HOT chicks\!

Kevin Houle is suck a DORK it's dam sexy\!

64. (Dork) (2↑, 11↓)
The act of being a dork

Bob: Your a dork\! Billie: Orly? :O

65. (Dork) (2↑, 11↓)
A person who is obsessed with their image (whether it's trying to be a nerd or a hipster) and comes off as socially awkward and violent. Pretends to be smart but is actually failing all their tests. Or pretends to be stupid, but is actually a genius except they're failing all their tests on purpose. If not in school, they are probably pretending to have a job and a band and a life but are actually living in their parents' house and surviving off of thai food and crappy video games from the 90s. Basically, somebody who is trying to be something they're not and are socially excluded because of that.

Dork 1: Hey, I got 100% on my math test\! Damn it, I'm such a nerd. Dork 2: Dude, you cheated off my paper. I'm smarter than you. You can see from my glasses. Dork 1: But they don't have any lenses. Dork 2: How about a game of Viva Piñata?

Author: intellectuals read vogue http://dork.urbanup.com/3845782
66. (DORK) (3↑, 12↓)
someone who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles\!

your a dork\!

67. (Dork) (2↑, 11↓)
No longer the definition for whale penis. It is now Anthony Hunter.

Anthony is such a DORK\!

68. (dork) (1↑, 10↓)
When a man has an erect penis that curves substantially.

Dude, that guy has such a dork\!

69. (Dork) (9↑, 18↓)
(n)Sonny a beautiful intelligent woman. one who has many goals that she will fulfill. who has the soul of a five year old. Hannah Montana's stalker. not a whales penis

hahahah I love you dork\!

Author: Kelsea bacastow http://dork.urbanup.com/2904002
70. (dork) (29↑, 38↓)
Someone who tries to write a serious definition on Urban Dictionary.

"2. wiccan link send redefine 20 up, 4 down A follower of the neo-pagan religion wicca. Wiccans are polytheistic nature worshippers. They worship a 'moon' goddess and horned god. They observe 8 sabbats, Samhain, Yule, Imbolc, Ostara, Midsummer, Beltane, Mabon and Lammas. They are based off of seasonal changes and harvests which also repersent changes in their god and goddess. Wiccans are not evil, and generally do not do 'bad' magic, they follow the rule of three (Belief that what ever you do comes back to you three times as bad or good depending on what it was you did). In some respects Wicca is a old religion, as it is the revival of religions that perished when Christianity was spread like a plague through out europe, but wicca as we know it now didn't show up until the nineteen-hundreds. Wiccans are followers of Wicca." "Ohohoh, what a dork."

71. (Dork) (62↑, 72↓)
a guy who is made fun of for being himself for a good chunk of his life and is put down by the majority of guys who think they're "cool" until the he gets the hottest girlfriend and makes hella money while the "cool guys" still live with their parents and eat microwaved pizza

I remember that guy Josh was such a dork, cant believe, he's my boss now.

Author: TrueDatAllTeTime http://dork.urbanup.com/3863844
72. (dork) (6↑, 16↓)
1.the people tht took the time to write all of the definitions before me. 2. people that really care about spelling outside of school. 3. the kid who nevver abbreviates in a text message.

1. The other people are such dorks for writing so many definitions. 2.That kid correcting the spelling in that graffeti is such a dork. 3. talk to you later instead of ttyl

Author: ThatOneManInTheCorner2 http://dork.urbanup.com/3310058
73. (dork) (78↑, 88↓)
1. Someone who does silly things, but the things they do are usually stupid, funny, or cute. 2. A whale's penis.

1. Dork (11:11:11 PM): OMG\!\! its 111111\!\!\! Person (11:11:19 PM): Haha. You dork. :] 2. I'm not going to make an example for this one...=b

74. (dork) (78↑, 88↓)
A class of person who has no concern for the world's opinion of him, and therefore does as he feels when he likes; typically this involves dancing in public, gleefully being the punchline of jokes, or any other action which is usually embarassing to more restrained persons.

Bumptious Q. Bangwhistle began to Jitterbug in the courtyard in exchange for candy; the other youngsters laughed and pronounced Bumptious a teriffic dork.

75. (Dork) (276↑, 286↓)
Basically what we all are but tend to try to cover it up through high school for some damn reason. Also an affectionate term.

I am an unquestionable dork. But I kick ass.

76. (dork) (96↑, 106↓)
a person who is dedicated to living authentically, rather that from the ego

tara is such a dork\! she just doesn't care what anyone thinks.

77. (dork) (8↑, 18↓)
A person who makes jokes that noone laughs at but them.

That Australian guy Adam who put too much sunscreen on his face looked like a fucken dork.

78. (dork) (1↑, 12↓)
DORK-- retardedly silly goofy- funny faces and noises and not caring...and then the few true dorks that are out there know exactly where you are coming from...no matter how old you are

Im a huge dork and am proud. 36 years old...part of Im a huge dork and am proud. 36 years old...part of the "popular" group but was the cool chubby chick that all the guys could hang and drink with...lost a lot of weight in my 20's and supposedly was considered hot, but I never though so...more confidence with my rolls and long hair... ok, so i love to be silly, retarded (don't get offended I've worked with mentally challenged kids my entire life and they have made a world of difference in my life--but story for another time..to put yourself out there as crazy as it may sound or look like and not even trying or caring....dork

79. (Dork) (12↑, 23↓)
Person that isn't necessarily smarter than most people, but is abnormally bad at sports and social interaction. The state of being a dork may very well be part of the individual's personality, or just a temporary lapsus.

He can't play football, he's such a dork. That girl just dropped her book on my foot, what a dork.

80. (dork) (53↑, 64↓)
Someone who wastes vast amounts of time explaining the subtle (and irrelevant) differences between dork, [geek], [nerd], and anything else they have been labeled so they can feel slightly better about themselves.

This page is FULL of dorks.

Author: Garm Bel Iblis http://dork.urbanup.com/1662009
81. (Dork) (6↑, 17↓)
Along with other things,a dork is not always someone who is intelligent.Dorks can be,and many times are,quite stupid.Their fashion sense is usually not something to be proud of,they do stupid things to get people like them.Dorks may or may not be cute and may not always provide good company.They may also develop strange,nearly-obsessive interest in mundane things but usually not to the extent that nerds and geeks do.Under no circumstances whatsoever is this word to be confused with [nerd] or [geek]This word is not usually used as a compliment,although it has been found that most dorks are generally good of heart. Basically,in highschool they're not the popular kids.They're not even the ok-sort of kids.

I can't believe he likes those,my brother is such a dork\! You can be such a dork,you know that? I used to know a girl who was a big dork.Felt sorry for her sometimes. I think dorks are...cute.Well,I do\!

82. (dork) (11↑, 22↓)
Someone who farts in the bath tub and eats the bubbles.

I walked into the bathroom and there that dork was.

83. (dork) (13↑, 24↓)
a cool nerd or geek or freak

im such a friggen dork\!

84. (dork) (16↑, 28↓)
Someone who is brilliant (or thinks/acts like they are), wants to reach out and make friends (but they don't always know how), and has so many conflicting, intense thoughts that they end up being completely misunderstood by the rest of the community. A dork thinks their glasses make them look pretty darn sharp, but sometimes they'd kill to ditch them for a day and just be normal. Of course, they wouldn't tell you that. A dork doesn't want to seem self-conscious, and tries to accept their own dorkiness in the hopes that everyone else will. A dork wants to do something great with their life, but feels limited by time, space, and stereotypes. Deep down, a dork is just a normal kid with a ginourmous IQ who just wants to be accepted as the eerily smart kid that they are.

Dork: The short guy with glasses who took calculus as a freshman in high school.

Author: hazelwithcontacts http://dork.urbanup.com/4020760
85. (dork) (1↑, 13↓)
porking a woman, inserting penis into vagina, having relations

elmer likes to dork his momma

86. (Dork) (17↑, 29↓)
A goofy but very attractive person. Dorks are commonly seen wearing glass and pocket protectors.

Casey is one hell of a dork.

Author: Johnnymeowmeowmeow http://dork.urbanup.com/2777510
87. (dork) (11↑, 23↓)
Can be used to describe a whale penis.

hey liz look at that giant dork, which i am not. it is the penis of a whale. and you are a cunt

88. (Dork) (9↑, 21↓)
a whale's penis...or a jerk

"that guy is a Dork"

89. (Dork) (73↑, 86↓)
Dork 1. The word dork to a girl is a guy who is slighty nerdy and geeky, though they are also adorable and some what charming and cute. Being a dork doesn't mean your uncool, though just not popular. 2. The word dork(ette) to a guy is a guy/girl who is clumsy and uncordinated. Also who might be slightly nerdy, though not entirely or they might be a loser. 3. In general a dork(ette) is one who isn't afraid of what people think about them.

1. Ginger: Hey Laura, look it's that new kid David. Laura: He's not hot, though he is kinda cute and nice. Ginger: I talked to him in Math Class, he's kind of a dork. 2. David: Josh, what do you think about Kirsten? Josh: She's a 5, I heard she sucked at soccer tryouts. David: She's really smart, and I think she's cute even if she's a dorkette. 3. Brandy: I can't believe Andy mooned Ms. Jones and the whole student body in the school pakinglot. Sabrina: Well he is a dork, of course he doesn't care what he does.

90. (dork) (7↑, 20↓)
dork (n.) - A person capable of a full range of normal human social interaction but secretly harboring the desire to become a Dwarf and spend his/her life in the pursuit of the Dragon who stole his/her magical ale flaggon.

My roommates seemed totally normal until I came home from work early one day and caught them playing Dungeons & Dragons on the kitchen table. Who would have guessed they were fucking dorks?

91. (dork) (35↑, 48↓)
A dork is a person who farts in the bathtub and watches the bubbles come up.

Ewww\! Stop that Marco, you're such a dork\!

Author: Uncle Andrew http://dork.urbanup.com/1142248
92. (dork) (7↑, 20↓)
1.(n) a derogatory term of affection when dealing with a sibling or a friend who you think is being silly. 2.(n) anyone who uses cuss words in dictionaries like this.

1. I love my best friend, but she can be a real dork sometimes. 2. you dorks, get a LIFE\!

93. (dork) (117↑, 131↓)
When certain girls say this, they actually mean that you are an amazing [stud].

A.J. you are such a dork...I want you hardcore right now.

Author: thesweetestdude http://dork.urbanup.com/1702408
94. (dork) (7↑, 21↓)
The origin of dork is an insult on latchkey children. They were called "dork" because of the door keys that would be strung on their necks.

Your parents don't care about you, you are such a dork.

95. (dork) (8↑, 22↓)
Not to be confused with dweeb or nerd (sub classe). Dorks are people who have an exclusive accidemic hobby and are socialy inept.

Ork-Dork: exclusively orchestra Band-Dork: exclusively band Nerd: exclusively computer Art Dork: exclusively art

96. (Dork) (102↑, 116↓)
A person capable of a full range of normal human social interaction but secretly harboring the desire to become a Dwarf and spend his/her life in the pursuit of the Dragon who stole his/her magical ale flaggon.

My roommates seemed totally normal until I came home from work early one day and caught them playing Dungeons & Dragons on the kitchen table. Who would have guessed they were DORKS?

97. (Dork) (6↑, 20↓)
(n) is the politically correct term for a person(s) who revise up definitions for the word dork

I saw a dork's definition for dork on that website

98. (Dork) (1↑, 16↓)
A word that can mean love..or you really like that person; a way to show affection for someone

I dork you\!

Author: chicka chicka boom http://dork.urbanup.com/3578665
99. (Dork) (1↑, 16↓)
A verb, to dork to have sexual relations with someone,usually a woman. Because you look stupid while you are doing the dirty deed.

I saw the blondie with the nice fat ass over by the bar and I really wanted to dork her big time.

Author: Stewart Larkin http://dork.urbanup.com/2475666
100. (dork) (8↑, 23↓)
A dork is someone who farts in the bathtub and watches the bubbles come up.

Oh gross\! What a dork\! Get out of here\!

101. (Dork) (10↑, 26↓)
A person who does not know how to open doors and is a little slow in the head

Katherine Luong is a dork

102. (dork) (4↑, 20↓)
A word only used by dorks. Used as a general insult, or sometimes as an incorrect synonym for [nerd] or [geek]

"Haha, that dork still says dork. What a dork... Why are you looking at me like that??"

103. (dork) (3↑, 20↓)
Slang: an awesome person that is unbelievably awesome and be only be described as "Awesome".

Wow you're such a dork, but in a totally good way. In such a way, that completely complements your looks and attitude. You should be happy that I called you that.

Author: Mr. Prof. Dr. http://dork.urbanup.com/6061497
104. (dork) (5↑, 22↓)
dynamic oreo rockin king

Natally is definately the biggest dork in the world\!

Author: cracker jack sam http://dork.urbanup.com/2213595
105. (dork) (4↑, 21↓)
a person who is stupid, mean, or just kind of geeky. it has many meanings, and it, like, changes definition where and when you use it. see [geek]

1) You're such a dork. Go annoy someone else. 2) Stop being mean too me\! You're such a freaking dork\! 3) me to garrett: you've never read harry potter? you're such a dork\! brad: hes the only one here who HASN'T read harry potter, and you're calling him a dork?? (we're all a bunch of geeks)

106. (Dork) (5↑, 22↓)
An individual who is typically a little off-beat. Often characterized by glasses, annoying laughs, rather un-entertaining jokes, and obsessions with games like "War Craft" and/or any other p.c. or system video games.

"Man, your brother is such a dork, all he does is sit in his room and play on the computer."

107. (dork) (41↑, 58↓)
anyone alienated from society for being an individual,i.e., derrogatory term used to describe someone or anyone who uses the term " i.e, "

I am a dork, i.e., not afraid to be myself no matter what anyone thinks. Plus I'm 6'2" 225 and can kick your ass\!

108. (Dork) (5↑, 23↓)
Word overused by UrbanCinderella, who is teh queen of dorks, and the biggest one alive.

1. UC, you dork. 2. UC is a dork\!\! 3. UC is the dork queen. Bow down.

109. (Dork) (3↑, 22↓)
An annoying person.

I wish that dork would leave me the fuck alone

110. (Dork) (106↑, 125↓)
A dork is someone who is looked down upon by the "cool crowd" when in reality the dorks are the real "cool crowd." Dorks are good people who are intelligent, witty, play video games [Final Fantasy\!], and they tend to be engineers.

Because I am an engineer major, I accept that I am a dork and I will be around dorks for the rest of my life.

111. (dork) (3↑, 22↓)
any guy who has an overblown ego and acts like a jackass to people, especially women

Eric is such a dork; all he does is berate his wife and pretend that he's better than everyone else

112. (dork) (10↑, 29↓)
A cool person whos only slightly loserish.

I'm a dork. But I'm fuckin cool\!

113. (dork) (5↑, 25↓)
An annoying nerd who thinks he's/she's all that but has no life.

Look at that dork using that computer.

114. (dork) (9↑, 30↓)
A person who has all the bad qualities of a [nerd] or a [geek], but without their good qualities (solving Bessel equations for fun, programming in assembly language, writing device drivers for a toaster or making loads of money) - he just looks and acts like an idiot, has no social skills, can't get laid and has big glasses. A nerd sits behind his computer doing something that requires brains, while a dork just surfs the porn websites and chats with other dorks on some web forum. A geek or a nerd looks like a dumb ass but in fact has Mensa IQ, while a dork looks like a dumb ass because he is. A dork is, almost without exception, someone's [bitch], he's unable to have sex so he usually dies a virgin, and thus seldom harms the human gene pool. Dorks sometimes try to associate with geeks and nerds and act like them, but they are sort of a joke. They also try acting as if their condition is a matter of choice, ie. they don't have sex because they are into celibacy, they are out of shape because they're too intellectual to exercise, people don't understand what they're saying because they're so smart (and not because they are unable to form coherent sentences) etc.

Here's that stupid dork again. Hey dork, you're not too smart to play basketball, you're too dumb to throw a ball. Beavis and Butthead are dorks. Eric Cartman is a dork. Peter Pettigrew (Wormtail) is a dork.

115. (dork) (4↑, 25↓)
a nickname for some1 who kisses really well

he is such a dork. i could kiss him all night

116. (dork) (9↑, 30↓)
Madonna, in any city that is not New York.

"I don't like cities, but I like New York/Other places make me feel like a dork." -"I Love New York", Madonna

117. (Dork) (5↑, 26↓)
noun - you; your friends.

Go find a mirror, dork. Better yet, turn off your computer and go get a life.

118. (Dork) (5↑, 27↓)
D umb O verly R etarded K ids

You are the biggest dork ever.

119. (dork) (2↑, 25↓)
Someone who tries to prove he or she is above others; but comes accros as foolish

mike said "I make the best omelettes,I know because I only eat the ones I make,I never tasted any made by anyone else" and Paula told him "if you really believe that, you are a dork."

120. (dork) (1↑, 26↓)
People who are sitting at their computer doing a paper that is due tomorrow at 4pm...paper

My roommate is the biggest dork...but one of the loyalist of friends and i'm gonna miss her next semester\!

121. (Dork) (8↑, 33↓)
a geek without the money, passion, intelgence, pride, and true knowledge yet still withdrawn, obessive and all the stuff geeks are tring to escape.

Jordan is a total dork, lack I not.

122. (dork) (397↑, 423↓)
1.(n) a derogatory term of affection used to address a friend or acquaintance who you think is being silly.

Cassandra started to mumble frequently so she was given a Red Swingline stapler and put her in the room with the rest of the company dorks. Being a dork is a qualification for the tri-delta sorority.

123. (dork) (2↑, 30↓)
a complete and total weirdly obsessive creature who is not funny.

Tony Rousmaniere is the epitomy of the word dork.

124. (Dork) (3↑, 33↓)
a dork is someone that people consider to be: a. nerdy b. smart c. unattractive

"You got an A on that test, gosh you're such a dork\!"

125. (dork) (8↑, 45↓)
Yes, the person who is a smartass know-it-all, a dork has huge Harry Potter glasses and such.

The leader of the chess club is a dork.

126. (dork) (16↑, 53↓)
that loser sitting in the front of everything, class, bus, etc... with 10cm thick glasses, thick hair, and pimples like volcanoes

look at that dork over there with that book on how to read

127. (dork) (28↑, 71↓)
someone thats: a loser clumsy stupid has no common sense ... you should get the idea

You can be a total dork at times..

128. (Dork) (13↑, 74↓)
A dork is the lowest member of the social food chain. Dorks have little if any friends, and always act in bizzare manners such as purposfully acting retarded or spastic.

If someone picks their nose and eats the snots, or farts and laughs at it, the individual is truly a dork.

129. (Dork) (17↑, 147↓)
dork to me means a good kisser

My boyfriend david is such a dork

Author: Alicia Berry http://dork.urbanup.com/670465
Related: nerd, geek, loser, idiot, dweeb, stupid, moron, retard, fag, jerk, lame, dorky, fool, tool, dick, dumbass, freak, penis, asshole, cool, douche, dumb, douchebag, nerdy, weirdo, silly, ass, weird, annoying, smart, doofus, funny, pussy, gay, homo, awesome, bitch, uncool, cock, jackass
Last updated: 2012.02.29

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